VIP experiences · Ibiza 2026
Tables, bottles, hosted nights, private bookings — arranged for you, without the VIP-host games.
The way VIP usually works in Ibiza: you message a freelance host on Instagram, they quote you a number that sounds high, you don’t know what’s included, you pay anyway because the alternative is queueing for two hours and getting turned away at the door.
That’s broken. Here’s how I’m fixing it.
Written by one person
Every line, every season — curated by one writer, not a content team or a forum.
Curated, not crowd-sourced
Selected for taste, not popularity. The grid below is editor's pick.
Verified every season
Prices, openings, residencies and rooms checked before the season starts.
Independent — paid placements clearly labelled
Top-of-page placement is paid and named on the page. The rest is editor's pick.
What I’ll arrange
Four kinds of nights I can put together.
Tables & bottle service
The classic: a confirmed table at the venue with a minimum spend, deposit, and table number quoted up front. Front of room, by the DJ, quiet booth — whichever you want, every venue I work with.
Hosted nights
For groups in town for two or three nights who want someone to handle the moving parts — dinner, drinks, club, transfer, the lot. I co-ordinate, the venues hold the table, you turn up on time.
Private bookings
Whole-venue takeovers, semi-private rooms, terrace buyouts. Ibiza venues that quietly allow this rarely list it publicly — I know which ones, who to ask, and what it costs.
Daybeds & cabanas
Beach-club daybeds and pool cabanas at the venues that actually take advance bookings. Same model as the night side: a verified minimum spend, real table number, no booking-agent layer.
How it works
Three steps. Quoted in 4 hours.
Tell me what you want
Date, party size, venue (or the kind of night you want), and what you care about. Same form for every venue — two minutes.
I come back with real numbers
Within 4 hours in the season, 24 hours outside it. The venue’s confirmed minimum spend, the table number, the deposit due, and what’s included. No "from", no opaque host markup.
Confirm, deposit, show up
Deposit through Stripe — held until the night, settled at the venue on consumption. Digital pass to Apple/Google Wallet so the door knows you when you arrive.
Transparency
Why the price is the price.
A flat 15% from the venue’s confirmed total and a 3% transparent service fee from you. The venue’s minimum spend, table number, and any house-policy details are passed through as the venue states them — no markup. If the price feels surprising, it’s because that’s what the venue charges, not because I added a layer.
If a venue ever quotes you something through me that’s higher than what they’d quote you direct, I’ll refund the difference and remove them from the directory. That’s the deal.
Boundaries
What this isn’t.
- Not a guest-list service. No free entry, no plus-ones, no “I know a guy”. That’s a different industry.
- Not a marketplace. You’re booking the venue’s actual table, through the venue’s actual desk. I’m the conduit, not the inventory.
- Not a host service. No one on commission walks you to the door, hovers near the table, or pushes bottles. The venue’s own staff look after you.
- Not a high-volume, low-margin booking site. I take a handful of requests per city per week. If your night is the kind that needs careful arranging, this is for you. If you want 24-hour automated reserves at scale, it isn’t.
Send the inquiry
One form. A real quote in 4 hours.
Tell me the date, party size, and the kind of night you want. I read every message and reply personally.